
The Walk of Shame
$18Two-egg omelette, cheddar, garlic & chives cream cheese.
Two menus, one Dirty Deli. Bagels for morning markets, morning events and catering. Big sandwiches for night markets, events, festivals and catering.
Proper bagels, split, toasted and stacked. Our menu for morning markets, morning events and catering. Available now through Just Steak It at Caloundra Street Fair. Choose your bagel, pick your filling and get your morning sorted.


Two-egg omelette, cheddar, garlic & chives cream cheese.

Smoked salmon, cream cheese, mixed leaves, tomato, capers, red onion & dill.

Bacon, fried egg, smoky BBQ & Japanese mayo.

Bacon, mixed leaves, smashed avocado, tomato & Japanese mayo.

Grilled halloumi, smashed avocado, mixed leaves & tomato.

Ham, Swiss cheese, mixed leaves, tomato, red onion, mustard & Japanese mayo.

Smashed avocado, fried egg, mixed leaves & béarnaise.

A classic cream cheese schmear.
Open-faced means both halves loaded.
Bacon & Egg is closed only.
Smoked salmon, cream cheese, mixed leaves, capers, red onion & dill.

Smashed avocado, mixed leaves, feta & chilli flakes.

Classic cream cheese schmear, both halves fully loaded.
Smashed avocado, fried egg, mixed leaves & béarnaise.
Our second menu, for night markets, events, festivals and catering. Coming with the new Dirty Deli trailer in October 2026. Proper deli sandwiches — slow-cooked, stacked high and built on brioche, challa and sourdough.
Lobster bathed in garlic & herb butter, loaded into a toasted buttery brioche roll.
Slow-cooked beef cheek piled high on sourdough baguette with melted provolone, served with a rich beef jus for dipping.
Sliced steak hot off the grill with sautéed onions and melted American cheese, stuffed into soft, toasted challa bread.
Wagyu beef chopped on the grill with onions and melted American cheese, finished with pickles and Dirty Deli sauce.
Crispy chicken cutlet smothered in creamy vodka sauce, melted mozzarella & parmesan on toasted sourdough baguette.
Crispy chicken cutlet, crunchy cos lettuce, parmesan and creamy Caesar dressing, loaded into soft, toasted challa.
Crispy fries loaded with slow-cooked beef cheek, sautéed onions, melted cheese & Dirty Deli sauce.
Crunchy cos lettuce, parmesan and creamy Caesar dressing.