two menus. one deli.

The Menu

Two menus, one Dirty Deli. Bagels for morning markets, morning events and catering. Big sandwiches for night markets, events, festivals and catering.

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the morning menu

Bagels.
Toasted, loaded,
ready to go.

Proper bagels, split, toasted and stacked. Our menu for morning markets, morning events and catering. Available now through Just Steak It at Caloundra Street Fair. Choose your bagel, pick your filling and get your morning sorted.

A box of Dirty Deli filled bagels and open avocado bagels
choose your bagel
  • Plain
  • Everything
  • Sesame
  • Jalapeño
  • Rye
GLUTEN-FREE +$2
View our current food truck bagel menu ↗
the classicsclosed, stacked & ready
The Walk of Shame — omelette and cheddar bagel

The Walk of Shame

$18

Two-egg omelette, cheddar, garlic & chives cream cheese.

The Lox bagel

The Lox

$22

Smoked salmon, cream cheese, mixed leaves, tomato, capers, red onion & dill.

Bacon & Egg bagel

Bacon & Egg

$17

Bacon, fried egg, smoky BBQ & Japanese mayo.

Closed only
The BLAT bagel

The BLAT

$20

Bacon, mixed leaves, smashed avocado, tomato & Japanese mayo.

The Halloumi bagel

The Halloumi

$20

Grilled halloumi, smashed avocado, mixed leaves & tomato.

The Ruben bagel

The Ruben

$22

Ham, Swiss cheese, mixed leaves, tomato, red onion, mustard & Japanese mayo.

The Benny bagel, pictured with optional bacon

The Benny

$22

Smashed avocado, fried egg, mixed leaves & béarnaise.

Bacon +$3 · Salmon +$6
Pictured with bacon.
Cream Cheese bagel

Cream Cheese

$12

A classic cream cheese schmear.

Garlic & Chive or Jalapeño $13

OPEN IT UP. +$4

Open-faced means both halves loaded.

Bacon & Egg is closed only.
open-facedboth halves fully loaded
Open Lox bagel

Open Lox

$26

Smoked salmon, cream cheese, mixed leaves, capers, red onion & dill.

Smashed Avo bagel

Smashed Avo

$18

Smashed avocado, mixed leaves, feta & chilli flakes.

Cream cheese being spread on a toasted bagel

Open Cream Cheese

$16

Classic cream cheese schmear, both halves fully loaded.

Open Benny

$26

Smashed avocado, fried egg, mixed leaves & béarnaise.

the night menu
New trailer menu · coming October 2026

BIG SANDWICHES.
ZERO REGRETS.

Our second menu, for night markets, events, festivals and catering. Coming with the new Dirty Deli trailer in October 2026. Proper deli sandwiches — slow-cooked, stacked high and built on brioche, challa and sourdough.

No filter. All flavour.
View the full sandwich menu poster ↗
♛ Chef's pick
No. 1

Lobster Roll

Brioche

Lobster bathed in garlic & herb butter, loaded into a toasted buttery brioche roll.

No. 2

Beef Cheek French Dip

Sourdough Baguette

Slow-cooked beef cheek piled high on sourdough baguette with melted provolone, served with a rich beef jus for dipping.

No. 3

Philly Cheesesteak

Challa

Sliced steak hot off the grill with sautéed onions and melted American cheese, stuffed into soft, toasted challa bread.

No. 4

Wagyu Chopped Cheese

Challa

Wagyu beef chopped on the grill with onions and melted American cheese, finished with pickles and Dirty Deli sauce.

No. 5

Vodka Parm Chicken

Sourdough Baguette

Crispy chicken cutlet smothered in creamy vodka sauce, melted mozzarella & parmesan on toasted sourdough baguette.

No. 6

Chicken Caesar

Challa

Crispy chicken cutlet, crunchy cos lettuce, parmesan and creamy Caesar dressing, loaded into soft, toasted challa.

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♛ Chef's pick

Dirty Fries

Crispy fries loaded with slow-cooked beef cheek, sautéed onions, melted cheese & Dirty Deli sauce.

Caesar Salad

Crunchy cos lettuce, parmesan and creamy Caesar dressing.

★ ★  No filter. All flavour.  ★ ★
rotating specials

Menus change with the season.

New bagels, new sandwiches and the odd secret-menu drop. Got something you're dreaming of? Tell us — we take requests.

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